“We’re an ambitious group of idiots.” – Journalism Staff

“I would sell your soul for a corn chip.” -Ursen Black

“I’m a big ol’ fluffy potato.” -Sanaya Jones

“You’re my Juan and only.” -Juan Perez

“I would lick the bathroom stall for 20 bucks.” -Random Student

“If I were a hitman and you were my target, I would take you out.” -Ursen Black

“Are you a keeper because you look just like my type.” -Sarah Banfield

Runs out of breath…“I just completed my quest, I found the most perfect woman ever.” -Ursen Black